What will happen during the Apocalypse?

Everything you know and love will be reduced to smoldering ruin. The skies will be filled with ash and flames. The seas will boil. The land will be scorched.

What happens to my pet? Where do I stand in the coming apocalypse? Should I build a bunker?
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